Ron MOBRO Maple Tee

Ron Swanson's moustache isn't merely facial foliage. It's a monument to masculinity and self-reliance, resting with dignity above his stern lip. This emblematic whisker rampart not only embodies the essence of woodworking and meat devotion, but stands as a beacon of trust and integrity. When Ron enters a room, you see the moustache first, bacon-wrapped turkey legs second and then the man himself. There's a conspiracy that Ron's moustache was elected ahead of Ron for the Pawnee City Council, but was disqualified for not having a birth certificate. A true embodiment of both functionality and aesthetics, Ron’s moustache not only makes for the ultimate flavour saver, but one devilishly divine piece of facial décor.  

This tee is a cotton regular fit.

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